Das etwas andere Weihnachtsgedicht...
viel Spaß beim Lesen! 😉
🎄 A nice Weihnachtsgedicht 🎄
When the last Kalender-sheets
flattern through the winterstreets
and Dezemberwind is blowing,
then is everybody knowing
that it is not allzu weit;
All the Menschen, Leute, people
flippen out of ihr warm Stüble,
run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess,
make Konsum and business.
Manche holen sich a Tännchen,
when this brennt, they cry "Attention!"
Rufen for the Feuerwehr:
"Please come quick zum Löschen her!"
Goes the Tännchen off in Rauch,
they are standing on the Schlauch.
In the kitchen of the house
mother makes the Christmasschmaus.
She is working, schufts and bakes,
the hit is now her Yoghurtkeks.
And the Opa says als Tester:
"We will kill them bis Silvester."
Then he fills the last Glas wine -
yes, this is the Christmastime!
Day by day is so vergang,
and the Holy Night does come.
The animals all in the house,
the Hund, the Katz, the bird, the mouse,
are turning round the Weihnachtstree,
enjoy this day as never nie.
Then the childrenlein are coming,
candle-Wachs is abwärts running.
Bing Crosby of Christmas sings,
while the Towerglocke rings.
And the angels look so fine -
well, this is the Weihnachtstime.
Baby's eyes are big and rund,
the family feels kerngesund
und now with joy begins to sing
and wieder does the Glöckchen ring,
zum song vom grünen Tannenbaum;
the Tränen rennen down und down,
bis our mother plötzlich flennt:
"Die Christmas-Gans im Ofen brennt!"
The nerves are laying alle blank,
that is ganz clear by this Gestank.
But it must schon was Besondres sein,
when alle the people stimmen ein
and sing so lovely loud and clear:
MERRY X-MAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
(aus: Biesemann, Jessika (Hrsg.): Fröhliche Weihnachtszeit! Heitere Geschichten zum Fest. Münster: Coppenrath Verlag, 2006.)
